Notes from the (football) field.

Today I interviewed a bunch of high school graduates. I asked them what they are going to do when they graduate. Most of thems said they were going to college, except one, who said he was going to go party. Then what? Oh. Then he's going to college. What is he going to miss about high school? The girls. Won't there be girls in college? Oh yeah. Hopefully there will be a lot of them, he said.